In which Blaine is secretly a superhero
(via blaineisapizza)
Simon: I lost it. I went round to his house. I made sure his family were out. I soaked some tissues in lighter fluid, I lit them and dropped them through the letter box. There was a cat. Inside the house. I thought ‘The cat didn’t bully me at school, he hasn’t done anything’. The carpet was just starting to catch light. And the cat was freaking out.
Sally: What did you do?
Simon: I put the fire out.
Sally: How?
Simon: I pissed through the letter box. This is when his mum comes home. She starts screaming. You know what it’s like, once you’ve started, it’s hard to stop. [Sally laughs] It’s not funny!
(via everythingmisfits)
